Objection, Your Honor... I Need Coffee: A Maggie Malone Legal Comedy

Maggie Malone has survived more than thirty-five years in the legal profession, which means she has seen impossible deadlines, courtroom disasters, office politics, and attorneys who should never be left alone with a copier.Armed with strong coffee, Southern common sense, and a talent for finding the one document everyone else overlooked, Maggie keeps her law office functioning despite the best efforts of temperamental equipment, demanding clients, and coworkers who treat every minor inconvenience like a federal emergency.But when a chaotic class-action case begins revealing more than missing records and bureaucratic incompetence, Maggie's ordinary legal mayhem takes a darker turn. Strange messages appear. Questions multiply. And the woman accustomed to cleaning up everyone else's disasters may have uncovered something no amount of coffee can fix.Filled with Southern humor, unforgettable characters, courtroom commotion, and the behind-the-scenes absurdities of legal life, Objection, Your Honor...I Need Coffee proves that justice may be blind....but the paralegal sees everything.