IQ Tests for Dogs: The Gift That Takes Genius Way Too Seriously

Somehow, he gets every single question right. IQ Tests for Dogs is a genuinely hard, genuinely funny quiz book that asks your dog to explain general relativity, Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems, and the Efficient Market Hypothesis, and by a pattern nobody can explain, the correct answer is always Woof!This is not a training book, and it will not make your dog better behaved. It is 142 real questions across nine real fields of study, physics, mathematics, philosophy, biology, computer science, chemistry, and economics, delivered completely straight-faced, with a dead serious scoring system and zero acknowledgment that anything unusual is happening.Whether you're looking for a funny gift for a dog owner, a white elephant swap that will actually get talked about, or something for the friend who is already convinced their dog is a genius and simply needs the paperwork, this book delivers the joke completely straight, one impossible question at a time.- 142 questions across physics, mathematics, philosophy, biology, computer science, chemistry, and economics- A built-in scoring system across all nine chapters- Zero training tips, zero obedience advice. This is a celebration, not a curriculum- A perfect gift for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who has ever bragged about their dog a little too muchRead the question. Guess which answer your dog would pick. Check the bottom of the page. You'll be right every time.