IQ Tests for Cats: The Gift That Takes Genius Way Too Seriously

She was not surprised. She is never surprised. IQ Tests for Cats is a genuinely hard, genuinely funny quiz book that asks your cat to explain the hard problem of consciousness, Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems, and why casinos always win, and by a pattern nobody can explain, the correct answer is always Meow!This is not a training book, and it will not make your cat come when called. It is 142 real questions across nine real fields of study, physics, mathematics, philosophy, biology, computer science, chemistry, and economics, delivered completely straight-faced, with a dead serious scoring system and a cat who does not appear to find any of it remarkable.Whether you're looking for a funny gift for a cat owner, a white elephant swap that will actually get talked about, or something for the friend who already knows their cat is smarter than everyone in the room and simply needs the paperwork, this book delivers the joke completely straight, one impossible question at a time.- 142 questions across physics, mathematics, philosophy, biology, computer science, chemistry, and economics- A built-in scoring system across all nine chapters- Zero training tips, zero obedience advice. This is a celebration, not a negotiation- A perfect gift for cat moms, cat dads, and anyone who has ever suspected their cat was quietly judging themRead the question. Guess which answer your cat would pick. Check the bottom of the page. You'll be right every time.