Your Planet Has Been Repossessed: A Funny Sci-Fi LitRPG Apocalypse Adventure: 1

The moon has been repossessed. Earth is next.Mack Blevins was restocking toilet paper at Bargain Barn Plus when an alien corporation removed the moon, locked the doors, and announced that humanity had entered final collections.Now the store has become a deadly appeal tutorial where every aisle is a trap, every department has a boss fight, and failure means being classified as abandoned inventory.Mack has no magic sword. No chosen-one destiny. No clue what he is doing.He does have a fire axe, sixteen years of retail trauma, a talent for malicious compliance, and a growing suspicion that bad customer service might be humanity's last defense.His backup includes an ER nurse who refuses to let alien policy decide who gets care, a drama teacher with weaponized classroom management, a retired postal worker who has absolutely had enough, and Meatloaf, an improperly uplifted raccoon with a glowing compliance collar, a grievance problem, and a dangerous belief in snacks.To save the people trapped inside Bargain Barn Plus, Mack will have to fight coupon wraiths, killer price scanners, cursed departments, corporate fine print, and one store director who thinks every person is just another resource.Because Earth is not inventory.And this shift is not over.Your Planet Has Been Repossessed is Book 1 in The Apocalypse Help Desk, a fast, funny sci-fi apocalypse adventure full of retail horror, alien bureaucracy, LitRPG-style chaos, found-family survival, and one raccoon who would like to speak to management.

Pages: 461, Paperback, Independently published