You Decided to Get A Chihuahua: Satirical Field Guide Joy, Empathy, and Emotional Overcommitment

You Decided to Get a ChihuahuaA Satirical Field Guide to Courage, Control, and the Art of Being Loud Softly by Nick A. ShishkovThey said small dogs were easy. They lied.From the author of You Decided to Get a Labrador and You Decided to Get a Pomeranian comes the funniest-and most accurate-portrait yet of life with the world's tiniest monarch. Equal parts essay, confession, and philosophical comedy, You Decided to Get a Chihuahua reveals what happens when five pounds of determination move in and declare your couch an independent nation.Through twelve sharp, affectionate chapters, Nick A. Shishkov turns everyday canine chaos into mirror-bright observations about human nature. Power, jealousy, anxiety, comfort, love-the Chihuahua experiences it all with operatic sincerity. You'll laugh, nod, and maybe even recognize yourself in those trembling, unblinking eyes.This isn't a "how-to" manual. It's a how-we-are manual-told from the living room floor. About the SeriesThe "You Decided to Get a Dog" series is a collection of satirical mini-essays on breed personality and human psychology. Each book turns familiar dog behavior into a parable about relationships, comfort, and the absurd nobility of ordinary love. Written with humor, grace, and just enough truth to sting, the series celebrates every breed's quirks while gently exposing our own.Perfect for: - Current or future dog owners- Readers who enjoy modern satire and emotional realism- Gift-givers looking for something witty yet heartfelt

Pages: 126, Paperback, Independently published