Whiskey Shots for the Male Ego: Self Help Sayings Dudes

Finally-self-help with chest hair: Whiskey Shots for the Male Ego: Self-Help Sayings for DudesThis hilarious faux-wisdom parody takes popular inspirational sayings, injects them with testosterone, marinates them in beard oil, and skewers them over an open flame. From dad-bod confidence to beard-powered enlightenment, these bite-sized "motivational" shots serve up the perfect mix of satire, bravado, and ridiculous life advice.Author Rob Cashman boldly reclaims self-care and self-love from the traditionally feminine domain, translating them for the average bro-the guy who wants personal growth, but preferably beside a grill, a toolbox, or a bottle of bourbon.A fantastic gag gift for men-ideal for Father's Day, birthdays, bachelor parties, office exchanges, or for women who are simply tired of dealing with men. Sample shots of wisdom: "Protect your peace. >"Don't be afraid to take up space. Manspreading is your >"Women with the highest heels >"You're not broken. >"Changing your own oil >"The future is male. And we're not stopping to ask for directions!"