Where the F... am I?: Charlie Cooper Book 1

HE'S BEEN INVISIBLE HIS WHOLE LIFE. NOW THE UNIVERSE WON'T STOP WATCHING.Charlie Cooper is a janitor. A professional nobody. His best friend is a rat named Simon, his apartment smells like the Chinese restaurant below it, and his most exciting decision each week is generic cereal vs. name brand.Then a frantic stranger stabs him with a needle in the cereal aisle, mutters something about "source frequency," and vanishes.Now Charlie is glitching through television dimensions - dragged without warning into fully realized TV worlds where the rules are absurd, the stakes are real, and the only thing keeping him alive is the ability he's spent his whole life perfecting: Being completely, utterly invisible.One moment he's a contestant on a screaming culinary competition, trying to cook frog legs with Pop Rocks and janitorial logic while a chef named The Hammer threatens to end him. The next, he's a key witness in a rain-soaked noir murder mystery, helping a cynical investigative reporter expose a conspiracy that someone will kill to keep buried. And somewhere between the commercial breaks - the only moments time actually stops - Charlie is figuring out that the universe put a router in the wrong man.To get home, Charlie has to do the one thing he has spent his entire life avoiding.He has to be seen.Where the F... am I? is a fast, funny, genuinely surprising comic sci-fi mystery about an invisible man, a loyal rat, and the terrifying possibility that life does not come with a remote control.Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Red Dwarf.