Villains' Retreat

Villains' RetreatWhat happens when the world's most notorious villains are forced to attend a mandatory corporate team-building retreat?Viktor Volkov has overthrown governments. Princess Malicious has built an empire of chaos and social media influence. Mad scientists, cursed accountants, cybernetic geniuses, towering brutes, and beings of living light have one thing in common: None of them wants to be here.Welcome to Harmony Hills Retreat Center, where trust falls replace world domination, motivational speeches are mandatory, and saying "I feel" is apparently more important than conquering civilization. Their relentlessly cheerful facilitator insists they're all on a journey of personal growth. The villains are convinced it's torture.But as the week unfolds, strange events begin to unravel the retreat's carefully polished façade. Hidden surveillance, secret files, mysterious disappearances, and a project known only as Harmony suggest there's far more at stake than awkward icebreakers and forced friendships.To survive, a group of lifelong enemies must do the one thing they've spent their careers avoiding: Work together.Villains' Retreat is a laugh-out-loud blend of workplace satire, superhero adventure, and heartfelt character comedy. Perfect for readers who enjoy quirky ensemble casts, sharp humor, and stories that prove even the world's worst people might deserve a second chance.Because sometimes the greatest challenge isn't defeating the hero...It's surviving corporate team-building.