Two Facts Before You Flush: 240 Weird for Your Bathroom Breaks

Looking for a funny gift that's actually interesting?Two Facts Before You Flush delivers 240 weird, true, and share-worthy facts-exactly two per page.Made for curious readers, trivia lovers, dads, husbands, boyfriends, brothers, coworkers, and hard-to-shop-for men, this is the kind of book you can open anywhere, read for a minute, and immediately discover something worth repeating.Explore surprising facts about the human body, animals, history, science, inventions, everyday objects, and some of the strangest things people have ever believed, attempted, or somehow gotten away with.Inside, you'll discover: - A brain that cannot feel its own pain - Animals with weapons, tools, dialects, and questionable habits - Historical ideas that somehow received official approval - Scientific discoveries that sound completely made up - Ordinary objects with surprisingly strange stories - Human experiments, inventions, records, and decisions that deserve an explanationEvery fact is: - Quick and easy to read - Carefully researched - Written with a smart, memorable punchline - Selected because it's actually worth knowing - Designed to be repeated at dinner, at work, or at the worst possible momentNo long chapters. No homework. No need to read the book in order.Every page contains exactly two carefully selected facts, making Two Facts Before You Flush perfect for bathroom breaks, coffee breaks, waiting rooms, road trips, coffee tables, or a few entertaining minutes before bed.A funny gift for men-and anyone who loves weird facts.Perfect for: - Dads, husbands, boyfriends, brothers, and friends - Hard-to-shop-for men - Coworkers, bosses, and office gift exchanges - Trivia fans and endlessly curious readers - Birthdays and Father's Day - Christmas and stocking stuffers - Secret Santa and White Elephant partiesWhether you need a funny birthday gift, a Father's Day surprise, a Christmas present, a Secret Santa pick, a White Elephant crowd-pleaser, or simply something that makes bathroom breaks more interesting, Two Facts Before You Flush gives you something surprising to discover on every page.Funny enough to get a laugh. Interesting enough to get read.Two weird facts per page. Every one worth repeating.