Tin Gods Rock Stars Rocked

What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. Not when you marry a rock star. ShayLas Vegas was a terrible idea. Why can't I say no to my family? After a night out with my awful cousin for her bachelorette party, I wake up naked in a strange bed surrounded by scrawled notebook pages. Turns out I'd married a rock star last night. How am I ever going to explain this to my religious parents? ChaseI went to Vegas to get married, only she married someone else, so why shouldn't I do the same? It's the best way to stop public speculation about the marriage-that-wasn't. But even better, something about Shay has flipped a switch inside me-suddenly I can write music again. Only my new little wifey isn't thrilled about our marriage. She says drunken mistake. I say best night ever. Of course I'm right. And I'll use everything I've got to convince her.