This Won't Hurt a Bit" (Lies!)

They said, "It won't hurt!"Oh, what a joke,From needles to tests,I've nearly gone broke!A poke, a prod, a gown too tight,Just hold your breathyeah, sure, all right!The "little puff"? Cleaning wax from my ear.You can read about ALL of that here!From head to toe, I've had my share,And this book spills it allI don't even careThey say, "It's just routine!"-oh, what a bluff,A poke, a prod-I've had quite enough!From scopes to scans and gowns too tight,Why is my rear always in their sight?!Spinal taps, mammograms, needles galore,Tests I didn't sign up for (there's always one more).So come take a ride through this medical spree,And laugh through the madness-it's therapy for free!Join in on the whacky look at medical tests - they get the full on evisceration! But at the end, we always come throughBecause as healthcare workers, that's just what we do!