The Worst Songs Ever: That Should Probably Never Have Been Written

Some songs should never have been written. Unfortunately, these were.The Worst Songs Ever is a gloriously unnecessary collection of ridiculous, badly written, completely unserious songs about everyday life, awkward situations, terrible decisions, useless observations, and things that absolutely did not need a soundtrack.From dramatic songs about losing your phone while holding it to emotional ballads about food, relationships with inanimate objects, minor inconveniences, questionable life choices, and thoughts that should probably have stayed in your head, this book takes ordinary nonsense and treats it like a musical masterpiece.These are not songs that will win awards. They are not going to change the music industry. Some of them barely qualify as songs. But they are short, absurd, surprisingly catchy, and just stupid enough to make you want to read one more before putting the book down.Inside you'll find terrible lyrics, ridiculous choruses, unnecessary verses, questionable rhymes, dramatic overreactions, songs about things nobody asked to hear about, and musical ideas that probably should have been stopped at the brainstorming stage.Whether you're looking for a funny coffee-table book, a ridiculous gift for a friend, something entertaining to read when you're bored, or simply want to discover how bad a song can become when absolutely nobody is trying to make it good, The Worst Songs Ever is here to answer that important question.Read it alone. Read it with friends. Read the worst songs out loud with complete confidence. Just don't expect anything remotely useful to come from it.