the Worst Elf Book in Whole Entire World

WARNING: This IS the WORST Elf Book in the Whole Entire WorldElves = magic, toys, joy, and candy canes, right?WRONG.Because Nameless the Rock does NOT like elves.He doesn't trust elves.He doesn't even know why elves need their own book.There's glitter.There were candy canes-until the elf ate them all.There's a sleigh. On fire.And Santa? Missing.And of course, the elf is way too cheerful about all of it. (He made one toy. It was a stick.)Nameless just wants peace and quiet. Maybe a nap by the fire. But instead, he's trapped in Elfmas-and it's somehow getting worse by the page.Still-because Joey Acker's books never behave- a weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE Funny Christmas or winter stories with ridiculous twists Grumpy narrators and overly-happy elves Glitter, chaos, and unhelpful "helping" Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud Picture books that don't take the holidays seriously