The Trinity Witches & Vitality Engine: Saga

The Trinity Witches & The Vitality Engine Book One of The Trinity Witches Saga In a world where ancient prophecies collide with Yorkshire stubbornness, a ragtag band of misfits holds the fate of everything in their unlikely hands. When the Obsidian Titan awakens and the WorldEnder's shadow fleets darken the skies, three witches-Fangtasia the moon-drunk vampire, Kurohana the blade-sharp warrior, and Dreina the radiant healer-must reunite to forge a weapon capable of ending the apocalypse. Joined by a cosmic Yorkshireman who once absorbed a comet, a prophesied mushroom king, a porcelain mug with street smarts, and a host of gloriously ridiculous allies (including a mermonster who demands piggy cakes and a cat who refuses to be named anything else), they race across England and beyond. From the wind-swept cliffs of Whitby to the neon chaos of Vegas gyms, from petrifying caves that mock empty funbags to the highest pub in England where werewolves drink Black Sheep and make pacts under fat moons, every step is laced with danger, desire, and deliciously absurd detours. Expect: - Epic battles against tentacle hives and ice dragons- Moonlit rituals that leave bodies trembling with power and pleasure- A werewolf who learns to shift at will... and a witch who learns just how sensitive the new moon can make every inch of skin- Piggy cakes, booby lollies, and flapjacks that spark more than sugar highs- A prophecy that refuses to take itself seriously-and heroes who refuse to fail This is not your average end-of-the-world tale. This is the story of the misfits who saved everything... while flirting, fighting, and feasting their way through it. Buckle up. The adventure is ridiculous. The stakes are everything. And the chemistry? Explosive.