The Sasswood Chronicles

Biscuits are at war. Sasswood is the battlefield. This is dunking... with consequences. DISCLAIMER: This is the weirdest, most bonkers Sasswood book yet. You have been warned.The Great Biscuit Wars have erupted, and Sasswood Hollow will never be the same. From latte-fuelled Biscoff uprisings to the Coconut Reign of Terror, from Highland Shortbread clans to rogue Penguin pun battalions, the battle for the barrel has gone full crumble.Inside, you'll witness: - Biscuit espionage, dairy-based tyranny, and romantic affairs between minty nobles and chocolate fingers.- The creation of Biscuitwood - a realm beyond the jam horizon where rivers run with tea and Hobnobs patrol the meadows.- Secret prophecies, scandalous hybrids (is it cake or biscuit?!), and Kit-Kat's ultimate redemption arc.It's absurd. It's delicious. It's dangerously dunkable.And once you enter Sasswood's Biscuitwood Chronicles(TM), you may never look at your tea-time snack the same way again.