the Root Canal of Universe

Dr. Bernard Fennel is one bad day away from losing everything - his practice, his dignity, and what's left of his sanity.Until a routine root canal unlocks an impossible ability: he can hear his patients' darkest thoughts.Blackmail pays the bills... until a man in a shifting fractal suit appears with an offer that will drag Bernie from his failing strip-mall life into a cosmic war between a dying alien empire and a vengeful manipulator.Now this unlikely telepathic dentist must extract the most dangerous secret in the multiverse - before Earth becomes the next casualty.A wildly original blend of dark comedy, mind-bending sci-fi, and heartfelt redemption, The Root Canal of the Universe is the first book in The Dental Telepath Chronicles.For fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and anyone who's ever wondered what their dentist is really thinking.