The Oxymoronic Dictator of Free World

Some in his Inner Circle suspect Donald Trump, President of the United States of America, of being mentally unstable. Not the Donald J. Trump on our Earth, you understand. He is near-perfect. This is another one, on another Earth approximately one quattuordecillion miles away from our Earth. A scientific possibility. A duplicate. Its people are duplicates of those on our Earth. Though they do not act the same. The plans of their Donald Trump include: Euthanasia of the elderly poor, lowering the marriage age to 14 to cut crime, making women homemakers to get rid of unemployment, re-opening Alcatraz, bringing back the death sentence, taxing food waste, marrying the Princess of Wales and becoming King of England, selling US gold reserves and letting his son-in-law invest the proceeds, more energy from non-renewable fossil fuels to increase global warming so that Americans wouldn't need to heat their homes, taking over other countries from Australia to Greenland, and so much more. Our Donald Trump, on this Earth, would never contemplate any of those useless, stupid acts.