The Naked Rebel Gospel

Kristin never set out to become the reluctant prophet of nudity. She was just a suburban, Volvo-driving, cat-owning woman from outside Seattle who got tired of Spanx trying to saw her in half and decided it was time to let her butt jiggle in peace. What happened next? A gospel was born.In The Naked Gospel, Kristin takes readers on a laugh-out-loud tour of nudist beaches, spas, retreats, and hot tubs, where the jiggle is real, the Spanx are forbidden, and her best friend Susan's farting is basically a recurring character. With a voice that's folksy, irreverent, and just raunchy enough to make your grandma blush, Kristin shares the raw and ridiculous truth about why getting naked in front of others just might save your soul.Along the way you'll discover: - Why clothes have been lying to you your whole life (spoiler: they're jerks)- How watching strangers jiggle in Germany is more healing than therapy- What happens when you sneeze naked in a pool (hint: it involves boobs and slapstick)- The spiritual side of Susan farting in a Finnish sauna- Why salvation looks a lot less like angel wings and a lot more like a nudist karaoke nightPart memoir, part comedy, part body-positive sermon, this book is not about being sexy; it's about being human. Jiggly, gassy, imperfectly human.Perfect for anyone who's ever wrestled with Spanx in a bathroom stall, sucked in their stomach for too long at brunch, or wondered if maybe, just maybe, their soul would breathe easier without pants.Read it, laugh until you fart, and then maybe, finally, let your jiggle be free.