The Improper Poet Presents- Death, Taxes, and Poetry

So this is the part where I'm supposed to write something to convince you to buy this book. At least that's what they tell me. But I'm not going to do that. Instead, I'm just going to level with you.This book is probably NOT for you.This book is probably not for MOST people.Don't believe me? Check out the little preview thing over there. See? Yeah. That's what I thought. Thanks for stopping by.What? You're still here? Just to clarify, this is a poetry book. As in ... poems. Actual. Poems. But this ain't your grandma's poetry collection. You know those poems they made us read in English class? Yeah, not like those either. So if you like real poetry, just keep on clicking.Also, if you're one of those people that needs trigger warnings, then here you go -This book has triggers.All of them.Like, literally, ALL THE TRIGGERS.Wow. You're a trooper, aren't you? Still here. Dang. Okay, on the plus side, most of the poems are pretty hilarious. Some of them are duds of course, but what do you want from me? I'm called the Improper Poet. Not the Perfect Poet. It's like when they made albums in the 80s. You've got some top ten singles in here (Your Baby is Ugly), but you've gotta have some filler too (Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit) to make a whole album out of it. Also on the plus side, this thing costs less than a cup of coffee. So maybe just give it a shot, okay? Throw a poet a break.Oh, and one more thing. My wife told me not to publish this in case people we know read it. So do me a solid and please keep this between us. Thanks.-Improper Poet