THE GREAT ALIEN RESCUE: Earth Has Had Her Long Enough.

For fifty-two years, an intergalactic recovery department has been monitoring one of its missing citizens. There are several problems. She's on Earth. She thinks she's human. She only has one head. And nobody can work out what happened to the other one. Known on Earth as the Pink Angel, she spends her nights working in a care home and the rest of her time writing books, drinking alarming quantities of coffee and disappearing on adventures with little warning and even less planning. The aliens have tried to retrieve her before. Repeatedly. Unfortunately, she keeps wandering off. Then her Earth employment record delivers a terrifying update: FINAL WRITTEN WARNING. The aliens have absolutely no idea what this means. Dismissal? Removal? Execution? There is only one sensible response. Launch the ship. What follows is an increasingly disastrous rescue operation involving intergalactic bureaucracy, cowboy boots, a pink rucksack, terrible coffee, questionable navigation and one woman who has spent fifty-two years proving almost impossible to beam anywhere. But there is something buried deep inside her original file. Something even the Recovery Department doesn't know. Because perhaps Pink Angel wasn't lost at all. Perhaps Earth was only the beginning. A wildly funny, warm-hearted science-fiction adventure about belonging, curiosity, friendship and the glorious possibility that sometimes the best direction is no direction at all. Go with the wind.