the Fat Bloke and Dyke

The Fat Bloke and the Dyke: One Man, 177 Miles, and Far Too Many Blisters Ever thought a 'relaxing walk' across the Anglo-Welsh border might be a good idea? Neither did I-until I found myself knee-deep in sheep, history, and questionable life choices on Offa's Dyke Path, the 177-mile national trail no one warned me would involve so many hills. In this laugh-out-loud travel memoir, join me as I stumble (literally) from Chepstow to Prestatyn, through ancient earthworks, endless mud, and small villages where the pub was sometimes open. Along the way, I encounter lovely people, odd people, friendly locals (and the kind that make you want to shoot yourself). Whether you're an experienced hiker or a confirmed couch-dweller, Fat Bloke and the Dyke offers: - Real-life tips and survival strategies (like how not to pack 14 pairs of socks)- Honest reflections on walking, waffling, and why waterproof coats are a lie- A crash course in British history, NOT... mostly about pain, closed pubs and beer- Unexpected moments of insight, nestled between blisters and beer- Local flavour and curious encounters with landscapes, legends, and livestock >So grab your boots, your best blister plasters, and a sense of humour. Offa's Dyke awaits-and it's not going to walk itself. (Trust me, I checked.)