The Enchanted Goat of Buttermunch

The Enchanted Goat of Buttermunch & The Goatfather's Grand TourBook One: The Enchanted Goat of ButtermunchIn this wildly irreverent Norse fairytale retelling, meet Buttermunch - a goat with more attitude than Odin, more legal knowledge than a dwarven contracts clerk, and more beard oil than Thor's stylist. When a humble farm boy stumbles upon the enchanted goat, the realms are never the same. Featuring hoof-based legalese, interpretive dance duels, glitter-powered manifestation retreats, and a puffin that simply will not die, this Realmsverse spinoff is a chaotic gallop through satire, mythology, and magical nonsense. Perfect for fans of goats, questionable logic, and Realmsverse lore. Book Two: The Goatfather's Grand TourButtermunch is back - and this time, he's got a yacht. In this Realmsverse sequel, our goatish hero assembles a crew of culinary misfits, magical debris, and at least one therapy squirrel for a diplomatic cruise of the Ten Realms. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. There's tapas-based warfare, cursed macarons, time-loop Jacuzzis, exploding perfume, haunted dinner parties, and the dramatic return of Pancake Day. Packed with even more satirical nonsense and emotionally questionable goats, Book Two takes readers on an absurd odyssey where snacks are sacred, bureaucracy is binding, and the laws of reality are optional. Warning: Contains one accidental cult.