The Dark Scottish Caddie: What Your Caddie Is Really Thinking - But Doesn't Say

A Scottish caddie sees everything and says almost none of it. This is the rest of it.Since 1998 The Dark Scottish Caddie has carried bags across Scotland's most brutal links courses, through sideways rain and gorse and the particular kind of optimism that gets people killed on a golf course. He has seen every over-clubbed drive, every ball lost forever in lion country, every three-putt betrayal, and every player who swore they were having fun today.And he kept his mouth shut.Until now.Seventy lines, arranged from the car park to the nineteenth hole, each one filed under the exact moment it belongs to: the swing that guarantees an eight before the ball lands, the putt hammered fifteen feet past, the gimme nobody in the group will give. Plus a lexicon of caddie slang that will have your fourball howling on the tee, and quietly checking their own man's face.Written by a working caddie, not a comedian. Every line in this book has been said on a golf course, to a player, by someone carrying his bag. Most of them more than once.The perfect gift for the golfer in your life, provided they can take it.Warning: contains strong language, zero tolerance for nonsense, and more truth than most golfers can handle.