The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)

A riotous dark romantasy over a conflicted villain and his unstoppable bride, charting the realm’s most chaotic alliance. Kazimir Blackrose abducts Lady Arabella and forces marriage, yet she refuses to be passive, turning their union into a battle of wits and wills. Expect sharp banter, dangerous magic, and a romance that grows under pressure from jealous exes, explosive battles, and a pair who might fall for each other despite themselves. This is the first book in a series beloved by readers who enjoy morally grey antiheroes, a strong heroine who embraces her dark side, and a dash of dark humor and spice.

Arabella’s defiance and Kazimir’s uncertain feelings drive a tale where locked rooms, magical training, and perilous schemes collide. As their plans falter and their feelings deepen, they confront a future neither anticipated but both might choose. The story blends humor with danger, one-bed proximity, and a cheeky, dangerous romance that keeps escalating.

Features

• Dark romantasy with a conflicted villain and a formidable bride
• Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella and forces marriage
• Arabella asserts independence and takes control
• Morally grey antihero, strong heroine, witty banter, spice
• One-bed, forced proximity, magical training, jealous exes
• Humour and danger underpin a dangerous, sizzling romance

Usage

1. Step One: Kidnap someone cute.
2. Step Two: Force her into marriage.
3. Step Three: Try not to get feelings.