the Architecture of Confusion:: Future Proofing Past

A Novel of Precision, Chaos, and One Carrot That Changed EverythingImagine you're the architect of Egypt. Your entire career is predicated on stones staying exactly where you put them: pyramids so mathematically perfect they align with the stars.Then your Queen walks in and asks you to deliberately confuse archaeologists who won't exist for three thousand years.You'd say no. Khufu does. Then she reminds him she's the Queen. He accepts.Thirty years of calculated chaos ensue. Pyramids gain inscriptions that run backwards for no defensible reason. A Sphinx loses its nose under circumstances so perfectly documented that future historians will call it 'intentionally enigmatic' and discover they're absolutely right. Seventeen whales vanish with full accounting paperwork. A carrot becomes a religious icon. Sacred cheese accumulates. Someone calculates the optimal lighting angles for vegetables.Somewhere in the chaos, precision and mischief become indistinguishable.PERFECT FOR READERS WHOAppreciate Terry Pratchett's discovery that competence executing stupidity is the funniest thing possible.Find Monty Python's bureaucratic logic genuinely philosophical.Suspect that scholarly consensus is just expensive confusion with footnotes.THE HOOKIf you were extraordinarily clever, extraordinarily powerful, and extraordinarily bored, what would you do with thirty years?Their answer: manufacture perpetual mystery and defend it with bureaucracy.

Pages: 335, Paperback, Emily Tai