The Alphabet Gang Utter Chaos Guaranteed

The Alphabet Gang: Utter Chaos Guaranteed When a group of hopeless would-be criminals decide to rob the Royal Yorkshire Bank, there's only one problem... They're the most incompetent gang in Britain. Led by the eternally optimistic Alpha, the Alphabet Gang includes: - Bravo - loud, proud, and dangerously attached to a trumpet- Charlie - the only one with common sense (and he barely uses it)- Delta - permanently confused- Echo - overthinks everything- Foxtrot - brings string to every situation- Golf - owns a getaway car that won't get away- Hotel - a safecracker terrified of loud noises- India - waves at absolutely everyone- Juliet - brings a budgie to meetings- And a rotating cast of chaos, confusion, and collapsing ceilingsFrom accidentally robbing a dentist, to crashing a funeral, to being chased by a marching band, the Alphabet Gang stumble from disaster to disaster with unstoppable enthusiasm and zero competence. And now, with a meddling bank manager, a rival gang who communicate in Morse code, and a budgie with a vendetta... their biggest heist is about to become their biggest catastrophe. A laugh-out-loud British sitcom in book form - perfect for fans of Dad's Army, The Brittas Empire, Open All Hours, and gloriously daft capers. Disaster is guaranteed. Success is not.