Surviving Mom's Healthy Dinner Night

Warning: This book may cause sudden cravings for pizza. When Mom decides the family is going "healthy," everything changes fast. Suddenly smoothies turn green, cauliflower starts pretending to be rice, and dessert becomes fruit with "natural sweetness." Dad begins sneaking fast-food wrappers into the garage, siblings fight over the last normal snack, and the air fryer sounds like a tiny airplane living in the kitchen. In this hilarious survival guide, one experienced kid survivor explains the shocking truth about Healthy Dinner Night and teaches future generations how to survive tiny portions, crunchy kale, suspicious granola bars, and the terrifying phrase, "You can't even taste the vegetables." Packed with funny observations, exaggerated family chaos, and painfully accurate kid logic, this laugh-out-loud chapter book is perfect for kids ages 7-12 and parents who know exactly what happens when healthy eating goes just a little too far. Because deep down, everybody knows one important truth: Watermelon is not ice cream. Part of the Kids Survival Series.