Surviving a Birthday Party

Warning: Birthday parties may look fun from the outside. Balloons! Cake! Presents! Music! But inside the party zone, danger waits everywhere. There may be screaming toddlers. Mystery games with confusing rules. A clown who knows your name. A piñata swinging like a wrecking ball. Cake frosting on your shirt. And gift bags filled with items that break before you reach the car. Luckily, this handbook is here. Learn how to: - Enter a party without stepping on a balloon minefield- Survive awkward party games with dignity- Find the best hiding spots when chaos begins- Choose the safest slice of cake- Escape glitter disasters- Handle sugar-powered children at top speed- Leave with snacks, pride, and maybe your shoesPacked with laughs, silly tips, and expert kid advice, Surviving a Birthday Party is the must-have guide for anyone brave enough to hear the words: "The party starts at 2:00!" Part of the Kids Survival Series