Sorry Ya Got Dumped!: Ghosts Are Being Sent To The Ghosted

Sorry Ya Got Dumped! - Ghosts Are Being Sent to the Ghosted is a brutally funny breakup gag gift for anyone freshly heartbroken, spiraling, or dangerously close to texting their ex.Led by one sarcastic ghost with martinis and pearls, this illustrated roast book walks readers through the absolute worst ways to handle a breakup - so they don't actually do them.Because we've all been there.The ugly crying.The social media stalking.The emotional quotes.The "maybe I'll get a tattoo" phase.The drunk texts.The regrettable choices.This book doesn't sugarcoat heartbreak. It lovingly drags it.Through hilarious illustrations and savage rhymes, readers are guided through what NOT to do after getting dumped - from comparing themselves to the new girlfriend, to posting inspirational quotes, to permanently inking "Warrior Goddess" on their body.Sample wisdom includes:NO COMPARING YOURSELFYou zoom in, you judge, you spiral, you cry.You have to accept he's no longer your guy.NO GETTING A TATTOOOh honey, that's regret in permanent dye.NO POSTING QUOTESEven your cat thinks it's time to go.Part comedy, part tough love, and part emotional intervention, Sorry Ya Got Dumped! delivers real advice wrapped in humor - helping readers laugh through the pain while avoiding cringe behavior that future them will regret.This isn't therapy.It's a ghost yelling "put the phone down."Perfect as a gag gift or cheer-up present for:Best friendsSistersCoworkersRecent exesBreakups of all sizesAnyone holding their phone at 2 a.m.Whether they need distraction, validation, or just permission to laugh while crying into ice cream, this book shows up when it matters.From the creator of the So Ya Wanna and Sorry series, this glossy illustrated roast proves that heartbreak happens - but dignity is optional.Buy it for your friend before they send that "I miss you" text.