Son of Satan

"You're expecting horns, right?"Kelvin adjusted his hoodie, stepped around the twitching summoning circle, and sighed. "Flames, wings, maybe some dramatic chanting? Sorry. Just a kid. Probably gonna fail chem next week."Kelvin was born during a reverse-exorcism, surrounded by chanting cultists, bleeding walls, and a prophecy soaked in brimstone. But instead of igniting the apocalypse, he mostly wants to pass math class and figure out if his locker is actually possessed.Unfortunately, destiny has other plans.With Heaven's hit squads, Hell's recruiting squads, and a shadowy government agency watching his every move, Kelvin's perfectly average life is crumbling fast. He's not the villain they expected. He's not the savior they want. He's just... Kelvin. And if he's going to survive celestial politics, infernal fanboys, and his mom's terrible ritual cooking-he'll have to figure out who he really is.A sharp, funny, and heartfelt supernatural adventure about free will, friendship, and what happens when you just say no to fate.