Second Dinner & Other Lies: What Cats Really Think About Their Owners and Dogs

Your cat loves you. (This is a lie. But it's a very cute lie.)Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household's real boss: the cat.In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you'll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about: - Humans who believe "one meal" is a complete plan- Dogs who wag like they're being paid per swing- The sacred lap contract (you may not move)- Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayals- The nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable-this is the perfect "just one more chapter" read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they're being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading. Your cat will accept your apology. (Also a lie.)