Nice Is Just A Place In France

A sharp, unapologetic, hilarious book about power, confidence, and getting what you want—not through self-help platitudes, but by mastering the art of being the most formidable woman in the room. Maybe you’re a nice girl. Or maybe—more likely—you picked up this book because you’re not interested in being nice at all. This is not about gratitude journals, finding inner peace, or giving back to the universe. This is about ruling your world, commanding attention, and coming out on top in any situation involving men, money, friends, enemies, or ambition. So how does a betch make that happen? By following a few brutally honest rules, including: don’t be easy, don’t be poor, and don’t be ugly. These aren’t gentle suggestions—they’re survival tactics for navigating life with confidence, leverage, and zero apologies. Blunt, hilarious, and deliberately outrageous, this book delivers laugh-out-loud advice, biting observations, and fearless commentary on success, beauty, power, and modern womanhood. It’s not self-help—it’s how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You’re welcome.

The creators of BetchesLoveThis.com use their signature wit and wisdom to teach you how to make it in a world filled with nice girls and carbs. The BetchesLoveThis blog is wildly popular, with catchphrases and posts repeated all over the Internet. Now, you can laugh out loud while getting answers to life's greatest questions-from the benefits of dancing on tables to how to get rid of the man who won't go away-from the straightforward, slightly-mean-spirited-yet-helpful older sister you didn't know you had. The Betches are here to explain it all-how to combine the hotness of Kate Moss with the wit of Chelsea Handler and the f**k-off vibe of Anna Wintour to become the ultimate Betch. So is this a self-help book, you might wonder? No. Self-help is for fat people and divorcees. Nice Is Just a Place in Franceis the Betch-in-training bible, addressing the types of problems real girls face in the real world, like, "What do I do if my pot dealer isn't answering my texts?" and "Is it okay to give head on the first date?" In short, how to deal with your problems when you have no problems.