Never Trust a Fart

You think you're fine. Until you're not.When Crutch confidently lets out what he thinks is just a tiny toot... things take a turn. A squishy, world-stopping, "please-let-no-one-notice" kind of turn.Kids will laugh out loud as this hilarious story builds, page by page, toward the moment they know is coming-and can't wait to see unfold.But once the laughter settles, something else sticks.Never Trust a Fart helps kids navigate one of childhood's most universal (and least talked about) experiences: an unexpected accident at school-and what happens after.It gently shows how to: - Bounce back from embarrassing moments - Treat others with empathy instead of teasing - Understand and listen to your body - Remember that one awkward moment doesn't define youPerfect for ages 5-9, classroom read-alouds, and kids who love silly, slightly chaotic humor.Because every child has a moment like this.What they need isn't shame. It's laughter. It's perspective. It's a reminder that they're still awesome.Funny, honest, and unexpectedly heartfelt, this is a story kids will want to read again and again.