Meditation Dots: The Only Guide You'll Ever Need

MEDITATION DOTSTitle: Meditation Dots: The Only Meditation Guide You'll Ever Need Author: B. Still200 pages. 1 dot per page. The mindfulness industry doesn't want you to read this book.The meditation industry is a $4.2 billion business.They sell you apps, retreats, coaches, courses, crystals, cushions, and 400-page books that teach you how to breathe. This book cuts through all of it.On every page: a single black dot.Focus on it. Breathe. That's the whole method.Meditation Dots is the ultimate satirical statement on the wellness-industrial complex - and, ironically, it actually works. Trataka (fixed-point gazing) is one of the oldest meditation techniques in existence. Zen monks have been staring at dots for centuries. This book simply puts 200 of them in paperback form.What you get: - 200 pages of meditative focus- 0 guided audio you'll never finish- 0 subscription fees- 0 notifications asking you to "return to your practice"- 1 dot per page (consistent quality guaranteed)- 100% offline. No WiFi required. Ever.Perfect for: - Anyone with a wellness app subscription they forgot to cancel- Yoga teachers with a sense of humor- White Elephant and Secret Santa gift exchanges- Your coffee table, as the ultimate conversation starter- Fans of The AI Prompt Book (same publisher, same energy)From the publisher of The AI Prompt Book (300 pages of "Please.") comes the next entry in the absurdist non-book collection. Meditation Dots: because inner peace shouldn't require a monthly fee.Focus on the dot. That's it. MEDITATION DOTSThe Only Meditation Guide You'll Ever Need.200 pages. 1 dot per page. 0 subscription fees.Focus on the dot. Breathe. Repeat.The mindfulness industry spent $4.2 billion teaching you to sit still. This book does it for next to nothing."Better than my therapist. Cheaper too." - Anonymous Dot EnthusiastB. Still MGYM Uitgeverij

Pages: 208, Paperback, Independently published