Mayhem at Miskatonic

"If I had hands I'd grab this book. Or eyes to read it. Or a brain to understand it. Help."-Skully "So what's this? Some kind of scam? Give me a cut and I'm in, let's scam some stupid mortals."-Mary Anne Holt "How the hell am I on the back of a book. Am I paper? Am I a cover?"-Henrik Borgson "Let's hope your ugly mug isn't on it too otherwise we'll never go anywhere."-Clarissa Heart "Huh. Somehow I know this is Rulnar's fault."-Steven Stirling Sr. "Sssss! Ssss? Ss."-Steven "Stevie" Stirling Jr. "Who's a cute little monster? Yes you are! Yes you are!"-Corvide "WHO PUT ME IN THE PULPED REMAINS OF MY ENEMIES? IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT! I WILL IMPALE YOU BLOODSUCKER!"-Dahlia Birch "*Screams incoherently*"-Rulnar Leifson Issac looks at the reader. "Yeah, this is a pretty good summary. You should definitely buy and read this book."-Issac Parks