Mayhem and Meows

The Feline Overlord Returns... and this time, he brought backup.Does your cat view a closed door as a personal insult? Have you ever been tripped while walking down the hallway, only to look down and see a furry face claiming insurance fraud? Do you live with a tiny dictator who believes a half-full food bowl is actually empty?If you answered "yes", welcome back to the world of Pudgy Cat.Following the success of Catnip and Chaos, this brand-new collection turns up the volume on the hilarity of living with a cat. Mayhem and Meows isn't just a book; it's a reality check for anyone who thinks they own the house.Inside this illustrated collection, you will discover: - Over 80 Brand New Poems: From the tragedy of the "Starving Hunter" (who just ate) to the high-stakes drama of "The Red Dot", these senryu-style verses capture the hilarious, frustrating, and adorable truth of cat ownership.- The "Helper" Mentality: Poems dedicated to cats sitting on your keyboard, "fixing" your hair while you sleep, and ensuring your black coat is properly covered in white fur.- Kawaii Illustrations: Every poem is paired with a charming, high-quality illustration that brings the mischief to life.- A "User Manual" for Cat Slaves: Learn why the printer is a demon, why the bathtub is a cinema, and why gravity must be tested by knocking your glass off the table.Perfect for: - Fans of the original Catnip and Chaos (it's the perfect companion piece!).- Stocking stuffers, birthday gifts, or "just because" presents for the crazy cat person in your life.- Anyone who needs a laugh after cleaning up a hairball at 3 AM.The rules of the house are simple: The cat is the boss. We are just the staff. Buy the book, learn your place, and enjoy the mayhem.