Man-thology

Learn 365 of the deepest and sweatiest secrets of manliness in this sharp, hilarious satire. Learn 365 of the deepest and sweatiest secrets of manliness in this sharp, hilarious satire.FINALLY—A BOOK, BUT FOR MENIn Man-thology, Alpha Master Chud Buffly has hunted and gathered 365 of his most elite tips and musings into a daily practice that will allow all men to achieve peak performance (without drugs). With S-tier hacks on everything from barbells to bitcoin, and finance to females, you’ll get Chud’s man-tras for: Self-Improvement: With the proper mindset, every man can be above average. Nutrition: The alpha diet needs plenty of two key ingredients: 1) protein and 2) brutality. Fitness: When doing push-ups, don’t think of pushing your body away from the Earth. Think of holding your ground and pushing the Earth away from YOU. Faith: Know God—in case you have to fight him. Khakis: Never wear them. You could be mistaken for a substitute teacher, or even worse, a teacher. And much, maybe too much, more.Stop waiting, and start dominating. Pick up Man-thology and let Chud guide you through a year that will irrevocably alter your life. How? That’s up to you.