Leonard County Dead

Small town. Big problems. Lots of zombies.It starts like any other Thursday in Leonard County.Six locals are standing around Harlan's produce stand, arguing about whether the tomatoes are ripe... or just "one bad conversation away from sauce."Then Ron Daley shows up - missing a shoe, half his face torn off, walking like his joints were put together by a drunk.One minute they're calling each other cheap bastards and dumb fucks. The next minute they're fighting for their lives with shovels, hockey sticks, and a bag of onions.Welcome to *Leonard County Dead*.This is zombie comedy the Leonard County way: crude, chaotic, and full of people who never stop bickering even while the world is ending.You've got:- Cass Mercer swinging a bloody shovel like it's her full-time job- Harlan the stubborn old farmer with a bolt gun and zero patience- Ty and Jace, the two hockey idiots throwing pepperoni sticks and yelling "hard fucking nope"- Dylan with the sarcasm and the crowbar- Bernice the retired teacher calmly throwing onions at zombies like it's just another parent-teacher nightIt's not about outrunning the dead. It's about surviving each other while the dead try to eat you.If you love *Letterkenny*-style small-town banter mixed with bloody zombie chaos, this book is for you. Survive the dead. Survive each other.