Jake the Dragon Talker: Book 1 of Drakenaarde Chronicles

"I hope you have a great adventure!" said Mom. "It's just what you need!" Twelve-year-old Jake's brain works like a computer - everything is programmed, it runs on a strict routine, and there's no limit to the amount of information it can learn. When Jake gets into something, he gets way into it, and this year, it's medieval times. But there's a glitch in the code, and Jake ends up IN a medieval world where all the superstitions and stories he's learned are real. That's not the worst of it. The clothes are scratchy, there are no clocks anywhere, and Jake is absolutely filthy! Jake soon learns there is only one way back to his hygienic home - he must set this world right. But how do you program a girl, a dragon, a wizard, and... magic? This is definitely Jake's most complicated problem to solve, and there are no manuals or video tutorials in Drakenaarde.