I Didn't Order A Monster: Very Serious Monster Investigation

He did NOT order a monster. And yet - every night, something under his bed growls.It steals his left socks. Only the left ones. It snacks on cookies. It ignores official return forms. And the grown-ups? They keep saying there's nothing down there. Grown-ups go to sleep too early to know.So one small night watchman puts on his colander helmet, picks up his flashlight, and opens a very serious investigation - evidence, negotiations, a boundary line down the middle of the room, and a return form addressed to whatever keeps doing all that growling.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby comes another deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the nighttime kind. It takes being scared of the dark seriously, then shrinks that fear one clue at a time, all the way to the coziest "case closed" a bedtime ever had.Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who hear growls, creaks, and knocks after lights-out- Bedtime read-alouds that make grown-ups laugh too- Nightlight gifts, big-kid-room gifts, and the monster-checking phase- Families who want a gentle monster story - nothing scary inside, promise40 pages of cozy nighttime illustrations, one colander helmet, one heroic flashlight, and a mystery every kid already knows by heart.