I Didn't Order a Kiss: Free Forever, Unlimited Supply

He did NOT order a kiss. And yet - they keep arriving. Morning ones. Cheek ones. The one that lands on his knee when he falls down. Nobody ever asked him. Nobody ever filled out a single form. So he does what any reasonable big kid would do: he files a Cancellation Form. Terms and conditions. Checkboxes. A very official signature in red crayon. His mom reads it all the way through. And then - she says yes. The kisses stop. Every single one of them. And the house gets very, very quiet. From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby and I Didn't Order a Monster comes a third deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the one nobody warns you about: the day your kid decides they're too old for you. It lets a child say no, takes that no completely seriously, and then lets him find his own way back. Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who have started ducking, dodging, and wiping cheeks - Grown-ups feeling that first small step away - and hoping it isn't permanent - Mother's Day, birthday, and "you're growing up too fast" gifts >40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and the most satisfying re-subscription in picture-book history.