I’D FORGET MY HEAD IF IT WEREN’T ATTACHED

I'd Forget My Head If It Weren't Attached is a laugh-out-loud book for anyone who has ever walked into a room with confidence and no memory of why. Written in short, punchy chapters, this book captures the exact moment your brain clocks out and leaves you standing there holding an object you did not intend to acquire. It's about forgotten thoughts, misplaced plans, aggressive reminder alarms, and the quiet horror of opening the fridge for answers it has never once provided. This is not a self-help book. This is not a productivity system. This is a collection of moments where optimism met reality and lost. Perfect for: People who say "I'll remember this" and absolutely do not Readers with ADHD, busy brains, or general mental chaos Anyone who enjoys dry humor, self-awareness, and short chapters you can read even when your attention span is on vacation Gift-giving to friends who forget birthdays, keys, and what they were just talking about If you've ever trusted your memory and been personally betrayed by it, this book sees you. And if you meant to buy something else and ended up here instead-welcome. You're in the right place.

Pages: 58, Paperback, Independently published