How to Talk People: (When You’d Rather Die)

Talking to people is hard. This book makes it funny. If your idea of small talk is silently panicking while someone says "So, what do you do?", How to Talk to People (When You'd Rather Die) is here to help. Packed with painfully relatable humor, surprisingly useful scripts, and zero judgment, this guide is perfect for introverts, socially anxious folks, and awkward humans of all kinds. Inside, you'll learn how to: - Survive awkward silences without talking about the weather- Escape conversations without faking an emergency- Handle small talk, parties, Zoom calls, and "just popping in to say hi"- Set social boundaries (politely) and recharge your introvert battery- Make friends without sounding like a cult leader- And yes, even talk to people, without dying inside (too much)From coffee shops to networking events (shudder), this laugh-out-loud survival manual gives you the tools to navigate social landmines with grace, wit, and maybe even a little confidence. Whether you're someone who rehearses how to order coffee or practices fake phone calls before every event, this book is your cozy, hilarious, and oddly helpful companion for getting through life's most dreaded activity: talking to other human beings.

Pages: 124, Paperback, Independently published