How to Hide Food from Your Kids: A Dad's Survival Guide

Every loving child eventually transforms into a highly trained snack-seeking operative.One minute, your chocolate biscuits are safely hidden on the top shelf. The next, the packet is empty, the evidence has disappeared and every child in the house insists, "It wasn't me."In this laugh-out-loud survival guide, John Myler shares the hard-won techniques every dad needs to protect his private stash. Discover the High Shelf, the Back-of-Shelf Technique, the Decoy Packet, the Reverse Open and the increasingly desperate Fake Stash.Packed with humour, practical nonsense and battle-tested parental wisdom, How to Hide Food from Your Kids is the perfect gift for dads, stepdads and anyone who has ever hidden chocolate behind the tomato sauce.Because being a parent means sharing almost everything.Almost.