How To Be Miserable More Efficiently: A Productivity Guide for People Who Are Already Tired

Tired of toxic positivity? Done with 4:00 AM morning routines and hustle-culture nonsense? Welcome to a self-help book that actually meets you where you live: utterly exhausted.In an era obsessed with endless self-optimization, How To Be Miserable More Efficiently delivers a delightfully subversive, dark comedic take on personal growth. The premise is simple: if you're going to catastrophize, overthink, and worry anyway, you might as well batch it, time it, and clock out by 6:00 PM.Instead of demanding that you magically transform into a beaming optimist, this book provides pragmatic containment strategies for your daily existential dread. Blending sharp satire with real cognitive behavioral techniques, you'll learn how to manage your neuroses like a professional project manager.Inside, you'll discover: - The 11-Minute Dread Sprint: How to get your daily news anxiety over with standing up-without drowning in the comment section.- The 10-Minute Worry Timer: Put spiraling over vague text messages on a strict stopwatch.- The Ugly First Pass: Strip your inner critic of its power using simple draft-labeling tactics.- Corporate Survival Tactics: How to treat soul-crushing meetings as "shared blame distribution technology" and disengage gracefully.Stop trying to fix yourself and start managing your chaos. If you're ready for a hilarious, deeply practical guide that gives you a sturdy lid for your container of dread, grab your copy today.