HISS: A Novel Written in the Language of Snakes

HISS is not a novel you read. It is a novel you survive. Found coiled beneath a terrarium heat lamp in an abandoned pet shop, this manuscript has been called "an extraordinary literary discovery" by absolutely no verified authority. What it contains is either the first successful translation of reptilian language >Scholars are divided. Snakes remain unbothered. Told through the voice of Sy Vipers - certified herpetological linguist, visiting scholar in reptile semiotics, a man who no longer trusts birds - HISS is a satirical novel for anyone who has ever stared at their pet and wondered what it's actually >Spoiler: it's thinking "Hiss." A perfect gift for reptile owners, literature students who need a laugh, and anyone who has ever finished a "serious" novel and >128 pages. Zero plot. Complete confidence.