Highway Idiots: Driver Guide: How to Stop Driving Like a Jackass (and Survive Everyone Who Still Does)

You've seen them.You've yelled at them.You may have survived them.This is not your grandma's driver's manual.Highway Idiots is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud satire of modern driving culture - a survival guide for anyone who has ever screamed,"USE YOUR DAMN MIRRORS!"Through 50 Moron Training Drills, this parody of everyday traffic behavior calls out:Left-lane campers who think it's beachfront propertyMerge gamblers entering the highway at 35 mphBlinker deniersShoulder warriorsSnow ballersThe Two-Shift SherlockThe Registered Flex OffenderAnd that one guy who treats roundabouts like a spiritual experienceThis isn't a traditional "how-to" book about traffic safety.It's a how-dare-you book.Part rant.Part field guide.Part public service announcement for the chronically unaware.Whether you're a new driver, seasoned commuter, defensive driving enthusiast, or just tired of sharing pavement with rolling chaos, this satirical look at road behavior will make you laugh - and maybe check your mirrors twice.Read it.Laugh at it.Maybe learn something.Just don't be the subject of Volume 2.