Gnome Tales of Living With a Dog

A Dog's Life in Ridiculous Rhymes Dogs: lovable, loyal, slightly unhinged. From shredded paper towels to dramatic vet visits, this relatable and funny collection of poems captures the chaotic joy of life with a dog-the good, the bad, and the extremely wet at bath times. Told from both the owner's (who happen to be gnomes) perspective and the dogs themselves (who have a lot to say, thank you very much), these sassy, heartfelt rhymes celebrate the messy, slobbery magic of our furry best friends. Whether your pup is a couch-hogging cuddle monster, a cheese-detecting genius, or a high-anxiety drama queen at the vet, you'll find them in these pages-and probably yourself too. Perfect for dog lovers, pet parents, and anyone who's ever said "He's not allowed on the furniture!" and then immediately made him a pillow throne.