Get The F*ck Over...IT

Modern self-help promised to help you embrace the suck, stack habits, let them, and choose the f*cks you give.Then you got stuck behind someone doing 67 mph in the left lane.That's where the advice falls apart."A laugh-out-loud parody that assures frustrated drivers that they're not alone." GET IT - Kirkus Reviews"For anyone who has ever muttered murderously behind the wheel while trying to remain a decent person." - Literary Titan, Gold Book Award WinnerThere is a social contract on the highway: Stay right.Pass left.Get the f*ck over.It isn't complicated.But every day, that contract is shattered by an army of left-lane squatters, minimum viable speeders, clueless cloners, and passive-aggressive traffic philosophers who somehow believe going exactly the speed limit in the passing lane makes them the hero of everyone else's drive.Get the F*ck Over...IT is a satirical self-help parody for anyone who has ever been trapped behind a bad driver while slowly descending into spiritual collapse.Each chapter applies the "wisdom" of bestselling self-help books like Atomic Habits, The Let Them Theory, and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck to 13 infuriating left-lane driver types, dissecting their behavior through the warped lens of wellness culture, personal growth, mindfulness, and modern therapy-speak.Inside, you'll meet the Minimum Viable Speeder, the Left-Lane Squatter, the Drafting Leech, the Reactive Narcissist, and several other highway-based psychological disorders masquerading as human beings.Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, observational comedy, and self-help satire - and anyone who has ever white-knuckled a steering wheel waiting for someone to just GET THE F*CK OVER.This is not a book about becoming a better person.This is a book about surviving the people who refuse to get the f*ck over.Because we're not getting the f*ck over it.