Full Flight

Fasten your seatbelts and lower your expectations, this isn't the glamorous golden age of air travel. It's the hilarious, chaotic, polyester-clad reality of life from Sea Level to the Wild Blue Yonder.From the days of free booze and steak dinners to today's battles over Biscoff cookies and overhead bin space, this book peels back the curtain on the comedy of "back in the day" and "modern" flying. Packed with jump seat gossip, passenger quirks, pilot "translations," and the bizarre survival rituals of flight crews. It's part memoir, part roast, and part survival guide to the skies.Full Flight is a laugh-out-loud trip through the turbulence of air travel from the ground up, written with sass, wit, and just enough sarcasm to get you safely from boarding to baggage claim.